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tHeKOPrAntS@2:50 AM

hey dub, I'm back. Os are finally over. yay! =) now its time to get a really well deserved slacking holiday. got the tagboard fixed up. dumped away the old one because it was losing its marbles..anw thks Jl and mouse for reminding me that the tag was gg crazy..

k, so last day of Os for me was on Thurs. took abt 2 hrs before it finally sank in-O LEVELS ARE OVER! Everyone shout damn loud and ppl destroy their entry proofs and let the wind take the bits n pieces away. Maybe I gg to burn mine. hahas. anw after paper monkey and mr foo and the kaka gang asked me to watched the bond movie with them, but was gg toa payoh central that night so they all laughed and scolded me and speculated who I was gg with. esp mr Foo and monkey cos they get excited easily. all u need is a little bit and they'll start talking loudly. k. wad am I saying? arr, nvm. bt nxt week most likely gg with redox rxn and company. should be at vivo bt nt decided yet. redox said the cinema was half lying down de.

saw Terrence the hyperactive on the NEL on my way home. he solo went to vivo jalan jalan because Jerome and friends ps him. lols. k. went back, played fifa, tried to install those old CS games I havent played for a while bt the damned program took so long to dl
=( arr. nvm, was talking to ez link, havent see her for quite a while le. yup. she's funny..went to read a bit of Stephen King then go sleep. nxt day go j8 get my haircut. bought king arthur and con air to watch. this morning go for med exam for CI course wash the car and did a few soccer drills downstairs. nt 100% fit yet. arr, in fact nt even 75%..hav to get back running soon.

got a haircut at j8. quite acceptable...last time the barber anyhow cut like cutting grass like that.

okayy, heres the comedy story I said I'll post. for those nt in my class de u may be a bit onfused bt nvm. Its lame =) typed it last yr I think. very boliao, cos was really bored that time.. k. here goes (note-LiSeng does nt refer to me)

CLOWNS STUN INTER AT INSTANBUL
Circus FC beat Inter at the Champions league final last night on penalties

CIRCUS 5(Yongkuan 61, Edwin 62, Kenny 63, Li Seng pen, ACZN pen)
INTER 3 (3-3 after extra time)

Istanbul- It was a night of dreams come true for circus FC as they clinched the champions league trophy after thrashing Inter hands down on penalties. Earlier, the clowns had come from behind to level the scores 3-3 in 3 minutes of foolishness. At half time, the clowns trailed 3-0 to a superior Inter side, which saw them running all over the pitch despite having the minority of possession. The match began at 7.15 am and the two sides exchanged greetings on the pitch. The commentator could hardly be heard as at least 70,000 spectators at the stands created a din so loud that the Circus theme song-Smile, and make a fool-could hardly be heard. Nervousness was shown on every face of the clowns as they ran to their positions, except Edwin Zhang who was smiling as if the trophy was already won. The match started like a comedy with Yongkuan overkicking the ball above himself and conceded a corner after captain Wesley had laid the ball off for him. The resultant corner was headed behind by Edwin 10 times in sucession, the final one was bounced off the line by Li Seng. Circus immediately ran to counter attack, but Edwin fell over the waddling Kenny and left Wesley to dribble towards the Inter box and lay the ball to redox reaction. Redox, unable to find a cross in kicked the ball straight at ACZN; it bounced off and above the stunned Inter defenders but alas, K Meng headed at the crossbar and broke it into two. The clowns were generally wasteful in their finishing for the first twenty minutes. K Meng shot and broke a post while Kenny did a stylish waddle over to evade 5 defenders before kicking his shot into the kop. In the 19th minute, the lively redox reaction-the main problem to the inter defence- whipped a cross in. Wesley headed the ball backwards, spreading his saliva on the ball. Edwin Zhang did not dare head it but fell down after a foul by the Inter defence and smiled happily. The defender tried to hold off ACZN from stealing the ball but before the referee could pull out a yellow card, ACZN barreled into him and sent him flying 2 miles out. The spot kick
was delayed for 15 mins as officials went to search for that defender outside the stadium. From the spot kick, Edwin fell and slipped on the saliva-coated ball and smiled falling down. K Meng, quick as lighting ran forward and shattered the keeper’s right post, making the whole post come crashing down. The match was delayed for 15 mins as the new goalpost was brought in and the keeper freed from the net. The corner in the 23rd minute was probably the last clown attack on the Inter goalmouth. Redox floated in a short corner, ACZN jumped but caused a giant depression on the ground(cos mass times gravitational acceleration times height equals potential energy) instead and everyone marking him-including Edwin fell into the hole. Yongkuan, with the goalmouth at his mercy slipped and fell into the great depression and his shot was skied outside the stadium. Then Inter went on a rampage, a winger sent a cross in, the shot bounced off Li Seng’s back and fell into the goal. Next, the clowns tried to set an offside trap but ACZN banged into Wesley and he flew backwards. The Inter striker beat the offside trap and shot at Li Seng, the ball auto bounced back and Li Seng sunk into a great depression himself, thus the top corner was exposed and that striker shot there and it was 1-0. The clowns protested in vain, saying that Wesley had bounced out of play before the pass was made…. The manager, at this point, screamed at the referee and was sent off to the stands. However, he brought on another foolish gang member, Bow tuck siaz, for the injured Wesley 3 minutes before half time and changed the 4-2-2 formation to 0-10, with Edwin Zhang leading the strikers’ contingent. The plan backfired because all 10 men fell over each other’s shoelaces and Inter counter attacked swiftly. The Inter striker advanced 1 on 1 towards King Kong but as the shot flew towards him, King Kong turned the entire goalmouth around and the ball flew into the wrong end of the net. The referee awarded him a yellow card and a penalty despite the manager using the commentator’s microphone to protest the decision, calling it outrageous and foolish. 5 officials had to reverse the goalpost before the spot kick was taken. Then the penalty taker shot and King Shot almost saved it but he miskicked and rammed the ball into the roof of the net and out of the stadium. The ball was nowhere to be found but the very next day, the aviation authority complained that one of its planes bound for Italy landed with a hole in the wing when it flew over Istanbul. However, this was not the end of the Inter rampage. 3 minutes later, the opposition captain earned an indirect free kick because K. Meng had slapped him for scolding vulgarities. The ball was kicked to King Kong’s near post. Every gang member chased after the ball but King Kong roared, pushed them aside and palmed the ball all the way to the other end. Edwin Zhang smiled and went for it but because he was airing his feet at that time, his shoe was loose. He totally missed his kick but sent his boot into the face of the opposition keeper. Not long after, the Inter captain shot from long range and Yongkuan tried to do a overhead clearance but he could not get it over his head, so it kena his head and the ball drop inside his net. So it was 3-0 at half time and the clowns came off the pitch laughing happily.

When they came out of the changing room, the manger had a change of personnel- Redox reaction was replaced by Edwin Lee. Edwin Zhang smiled happily as the kickoff began for the second half. Edwin Lee was delayed in the tunnel because his security guards needed to keep his credit card and guard the car and chauffer. The clowns attacked like crazy, for a while, Inter was shaken. Then the reward came, Li Seng take corner, then the ball snapped the corner flag but still floated towards the box. Edwin Zhang, catching his breath after a round of laughing, tried to head but fell into ACZN’s depression. Yongkuan arrived just in time to use his coackroach kick to send the clowns into a fight back. The next goal was even more commendable. Kenny waddled all over the right wing and confused 5 Inter defenders, running left right left right and back. Then Edwin Lee arrived at the far post, leaving a trail of one dollar coins. The cross came in and hit Edwin Lee, who bent down to tie his shoelaces and clang! More coins dropped out and the Inter defence stopped to watch the coins, leaving Edwin Zhang free to smash another one pass the keeper. The celebration was mad. All 11 clown players ran round the pitch and barreled into the referee. All the referee’s cards dropped down and he booked all the clowns for over celebrating. Li Seng did pull ups on the goalposts and caused it to crash on the keeper again. Inter had to wait impatiently as the referee booked every clown player. All the players lined up at the corner flag boredly to get their turn to see the yellow card, nonetheless, they were still happy. The 3rd goal was a superb piece of set piece execution by Kenny. After a defender had felled Edwin Lee outside the box, Kenny slipped when taking the free kick. K. Ming shoved Kenny aside impatiently and blasted at goal. He shot was blocked by the defender but the defender flew towards the keeper because force times mass equals acceleration. The keeper saved the defender but not the ball, so it rolled back to Kenny who used his backbone to nudge in the ball.

To be continued..

Signing off
The Guard

enjoy yr hols ppl..

Saturday, November 18, 2006

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